Category: work

Welcome back

I finally finished my summer job yesterday. I have tried to refrain from complaining much about it on here, because a) people who know me in person are REALLY tired of hearing about it, I’m sure b) I don’t really think it’s appropriate to publish something that only tells one side of the story in a complaint against an institution that I’m employed at and c) I really still love the museum and a lot of the people there, it was just this particular job that ended up being quite ridiculous.

Anyways. My point is that I am now FREE. My job distracted me from posting (or doing much of anything with my life) but now my blog-cation has officially ended, pets, and I’m going to try my best to go back to posting everyday or at least almost everyday. I certainly have enough inspiration now, as I’m leaving in 11 days.

In other news, my Xbox is now a $150 piece of useless plastic which I will NOT be bringing with me to England. I give up. The world does not want me to play Fable.

Blog-cation

For the past three months or so I have made a habit of posting on this blog every weekday or near enough. Sadly, I have become overwhelmed by my hatred of my job, and am taking refuge the only way I know how - reading trashy novels and singing really loudly in cars.

I have some ideas for posts to come, and I promise I will be back from this unplanned blog-cation soon, pets. After all, I only have one more Sookie Stackhouse book after this.

Sometimes people baffle me

I would like to tell you the story of my Sunday at work.

I work at a museum. We do grounds rentals for weddings and events, as well as tours and programming and my tea service. I serve Victorian Afternoon Tea on the lawn of the Estate and Sundays are always the busiest day.

Last Sunday we had a rental for a wedding and I had a reservation for 30 people, a local community group who wanted to do their AGM there. Usually we charge a rental fee for that kind of meeting, but they got away with just paying a set (heavily discounted) price for the tea service itself.

Anyway. They start to arrive and I put things together. They’re supposed to have a tour first, so I was standing at the front desk talking to my colleagues, waiting for the group to start their tour before I serve them tea. The leader of the group comes up to me.

“We would like to have tea now,” she says.
“Oh, I thought you were having a tour first,” I reply.
“No. We’re on a very tight deadline, we’d like to eat as soon as possible.” She’s using that condescending tone, drawing out her words as if I won’t understand her.
“Okay, but just so you know it does take a while to serve 30 people,” I say, weary of her tone.
“I know that. That’s why I would like you to start now,” and she turns and leaves. I blink, and then go back to my kitchen to prepare. Slowly. I sure as hell don’t move fast for people who insist on condescending to me.

The entire time the group was there, almost three hours, they were very rude to both me and D, my volunteer. When they needed something it was always, “Milk.” “More napkins!” Never please or thank you.

I worked in retail for several years, and I thought I knew the worst of people. But I didn’t know anything until I started working in food service. When I go out there as a waitress, people will talk down to me. If they happen to find out either that I’m actually the Tea Coordinator (as in, I do all of the baking, planning, preparing of the food I don’t just serve it) or that I’m a student, just finished my Bachelor and going on to my Master’s, their tone automatically changes. It’s like if I’m “just a waitress” I’m not worth their respect. I’m sorry, but “just a waitress” or not, I’m still a human being and you don’t treat people like that.

Anyway. So the kicker came about halfway into their reservation. They were sitting under the tent with the other two reservations, and I was talking to one of the other tables about something. One of the women raises her hand and motions at me. I go over.

“I need more milk,” she says.
“Okay,” I take her milk cup to refill.
“I can hardly hear the speaker over the other people talking,” she says. Speaking, of course, while the speaker is still talking.
“Well, everyone else here has a reservation too,” I reply, as politely as possible.
“When are they going to leave?” she demands.
“Whenever they want to. Just like you.” I say.
“Well I can’t hear anything.”
“I’m very sorry for that.”

Of course, this lovely day wouldn’t be complete without some interference from the rental.

Let me ask you, pets, do you ever walk into the kitchen of a restaurant, for any reason, other than that you’re working there?

We have a commercial kitchen, certified and all that jazz, that I use for the tea. People have a really bad habit of just strolling in and doing what they want, health codes be damned. But this one really takes the cake.

I was out serving a table, but apparently a man from the wedding came back with two jugs and asked D if he could fill them up. She said yes, and he walked over to the big sink to do so. To preface this, if you’re not familiar with kitchens, most commercial kitchens have at least two sinks - one for washing your hands and one for dishes, etc. The two aren’t supposed to be mixed. The dishes one is the one you can serve water from, it’s cleaner, etc.

Anyway, this guy fills up his water jugs. He places them on the counter beside him. He then bends over and sticks his head under the faucet, rinsing his entire head and hair in the dishes sink. He stands up and then shakes his head like a dog, water splashing everywhere.

By this point, shocked and appalled, the normally quiet and polite D is livid and yelling at him.

Who does that? Why would you ever wash your head in a kitchen sink anywhere, let alone in a place that serves food to the public? Needless to say, we had to throw out all the nearby food covered with water/sweat droplets. And if D could have, I bet she would have thrown him out, physically, too.

Formulating an appropriate action plan

The responses to my e-mail:

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Re: Corporate Retreat

Have you ever worked for the government? If you have, you know that about 95% of the time it’s ridiculously boring.

This summer, my friend Laura Mc is working for the federal government. She rightly calls this experience soul-sucking. While the money is very good, she sits around all day doing very little, dying from boredom and refreshing her email.

Jes has been working for the feds for over a year, and while she arguably has more to do, she often experiences similar boredom.

I, not quite federal material, work for the municipal government. And I keep finding that I have absolutely nothing to do when I’m not serving tea. (Yes, that’s right, serving tea for the municipal government… it’s because the museum is City owned and operated.)

While our bank accounts, very slim by the end of the school year, certainly appreciate the four months of good pay, the four months of mindnumbing boredom can really get to you.

This is all compounded by the fact that the internet on government computers is heavily blocked and they tend to monitor you for “suspicious activities.” The only life line between us and the outside world is a very official looking email address at “gc.ca” or in my case “ottawa.ca.” But the question is, are you going to risk sending personal emails to your friends while you’re supposed to be working?

Discussing this over coffee one night, we came up with an ingenius scheme. The Corporate Retreat.

We’re in the process of planning an Ottawa Valley bar hop for late June, the Epic Adventure of our summer. Let me explain. While Ottawa is the thriving capital of Canada, it’s not quite the metropolis that Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver boast. Until recently (the last 150 years or so) Ottawa was mostly just farm land. The result is that outside of our capital, there’s an area we call the Ottawa Valley, a series of small farming towns that stretch from here to Kingston in one direction, Montreal in the other. Our plan is to use Kaitlyn’s gas card (she’s coming too, her boredom stems from being currently unemployed) to do a country bar hop. On a Friday night in June we plan to hit a series of small Ottawa valley communities. We’re going to go to the one local bar, take a shot, scope out the locals and move on to the next “city.” Destinations in discussion include the lovely Kemptville, Manotick, Carleton Place, Richmond and many more fabulous places.

To make the most of this, we  decided that we will use our wonderful skills in corporate jargon to send each other emails about this, which we have titled the “Corporate Retreat,” essentially making fun of everyone at various levels of government and the hilarious way that emails are written. And masking our “suspicious activities” from our employers. And of course amusing ourselves at work.

And so I’ve decided to blog about the process leading up to this, using our emails. Which are hilarious. Today I’ll start with the email I sent out on Thursday morning. (Tea Party is our code for our plans on Friday night…) Obviously I have removed our actual email address plus anything else that might incriminate us.

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Stay tuned for the progression. It promises to be legen… (wait for it… I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second part is….) DARY!