Category: pun

Bad Romans

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
They were some bad Romans.

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-man!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad Romans

Claudius was ugly
Caligula was diseased
Ceasar wanted everything
As long as it’s free
Antony wanted love
Love-love-love
He wanted love

Nero had drama
With his baby mama
Commodus liked to watch men fight in the sand
Gladiator love
Love-love-love
Gladiator love

You know Julius Ceasar
He was dictator for life
They thought he was a bad, bad Roman

Brutus killed Caesar
Octavian wanted revenge
He went and killed some bad Romans
There’s lots love and
And even more revenge
When you talk about the bad Romans

Et-et-et-tu-uuu!
Et-tu-Bruté-ay-ay!
He was a bad Roman!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
They were some bad Romans

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-mans!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Very very bad Romans

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Happy Ides of March! There’s much room for more verses to come…

Roman humour

Ask anyone that knows me and they’ll tell you that I laugh like a maniac at any type of historical joke. Even as I write this I’m watching Season Two of Hercules.

I just wanted to share one of my favourites, as I get ready to write cheesy puns for my fourth year classics class presentation.