Not dead yet
On my 22nd birthday I….
…ate Smilies for dinner. (Yeah, that’s happy-face shaped potatoes that come in a bag. Yum!)
…ate myself sick on cake and candy and ignored the bag of carrots in the fridge.
…shrieked as I jumped on a trampoline.
…was afraid of the dark.
…ate Smores and burnt the marshmallows.
…learned how to play guitar and drums in Rock Band.
…mixed lemonade and Sour Puss and played “I have never.”
…made jokes about Ronald Regan’s doodle.
‘Cause everybody knows it sucks to grow up.