Oh Crumb
Fae: There’s a lot of crumbs on this futon.
Hez: I crumbed in my sleep last night.
Later…
Fae: I was giving you a thumbs up but couldn’t see if you were thumbing me back.
Hez: If I was thumbing you, you’d be crumbing.
Thus ensued many crumb jokes for hours… We were crumbing everywhere.
Hez: And then we would cum—- *both pause*
Both: Ew…. That’s dirty.
This post was made possible by Fae, because I didn’t remember how it started and she’d written it down.
dirty, fae | Hezabelle May 8, 2009 | 
Comments (1)
