Category: dirty

Oh Crumb

Fae: There’s a lot of crumbs on this futon.
Hez: I crumbed in my sleep last night.


Fae: I was giving you a thumbs up but couldn’t see if you were thumbing me back.
Hez: If I was thumbing you, you’d be crumbing.

Thus ensued many crumb jokes for hours… We were crumbing everywhere.

Hez: And then we would cum—- *both pause*
Both: Ew…. That’s dirty.

This post was made possible by Fae, because I didn’t remember how it started and she’d written it down.