Bad Romans

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
They were some bad Romans.

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-man!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad Romans

Claudius was ugly
Caligula was diseased
Ceasar wanted everything
As long as it’s free
Antony wanted love
Love-love-love
He wanted love

Nero had drama
With his baby mama
Commodus liked to watch men fight in the sand
Gladiator love
Love-love-love
Gladiator love

You know Julius Ceasar
He was dictator for life
They thought he was a bad, bad Roman

Brutus killed Caesar
Octavian wanted revenge
He went and killed some bad Romans
There’s lots love and
And even more revenge
When you talk about the bad Romans

Et-et-et-tu-uuu!
Et-tu-Bruté-ay-ay!
He was a bad Roman!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
They were some bad Romans

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-mans!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Very very bad Romans

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Happy Ides of March! There’s much room for more verses to come…

6 Comments

  • By steph, March 15, 2011 @ 8:15 am

    youre pretty cool most of the time… this… this is just beyond cool but im not sure on which end hehehehhehehe Happy Ides!

  • By Faebala, March 15, 2011 @ 10:06 am

    You are such a nerd. It’s great.

  • By Jes, March 15, 2011 @ 10:19 am

    People often make fun of me for my love of puns. Sometimes it makes me feel bad. But then something like this happens, and I remember that puns are, indeed, one of the highest forms of humour.

    Also, happy Ides of March!! I’m thinking toga run later?

  • By Ali, March 15, 2011 @ 2:22 pm

    I love you. So much.

  • By Shaun Mcalister, March 15, 2011 @ 5:38 pm

    What? No “et tu dawg”? Haha

  • By Kit, March 17, 2011 @ 11:36 pm


    Commodus liked to watch men fight in the sand

    THANK YOU

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